and don't have any kids yourself

vevader3:

fuckboysecurityllc:

sewercentipede:

sewercentipede:

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

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ok thanks for the info wiki

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Hey Paul!

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

vmae:
“henryclervals:
“‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬
”
Time to legally change my name to thotide tidey tidey
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vmae:

henryclervals:

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

Time to legally change my name to thotide tidey tidey

houndmother:

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

molabuddy:

molabuddy:

recently when im tempted to say ‘i’m gonna kill myself’ i try to correct it into saying “im gonna walk into the river and become a trout” or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying “the trout population will be affected” and then not elaborating

glowcowboy:

i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

shinkhalai:
“ A girl admires her new shoes from her grandfather’s shoulder. Rawalpindi, Pakistan.
Photograph by James L. Stanfield.
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shinkhalai:

A girl admires her new shoes from her grandfather’s shoulder. Rawalpindi, Pakistan. 

Photograph by James L. Stanfield

batshit-auspol:

Here’s our most requested item: Bob Katter’s same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory